| Samuel Henry Issac Davis'
Statistics Samuel is a 37" tall full
soft sculptured puppet. He is back entry with a large enough
head cavity to handle the largest of hands. Handcrafted with
pride and attention to detail, Samuel comes with JET's signature
mouth pillow and with both finger and thumb straps for Vent
comfort. He comes dressed just as you see him, including his
cane and he is priced at $575.00 including his Birth Certificate
Samuel Henry Issac Davis' Biography
Samuel is a 93 year old retired gardener
and Pool Man to the Stars in Nashville, Tennessee. On rare
occasions he has filled as a Chauffeur when someones regular
Chauffeur was unavailable. Last year Samuel's drivers license
was revoked, so he won't be driving any limo's anymore. The
Police Officer thought that Samuel was driving drunk, but he was
just as sober as a sober Judge. Samuel was merely enjoying the
sights as he drove along, but this did not allow him the freedom
to pay full attention to his driving. The Police Officer
observed him weaving from one lane to the other at between 30
and 45 M.P.H. and thought he was drunk. The end result was that
Samuel lost his license which he thinks is age discrimination.
He saw no humor whatsoever in the Judges use of the word
"senile".
Samuel loves to gossip about all the things he has seen at the
homes of Stars when he was gardening or cleaning pools. He has
been known to embellish the truth in order to make his stories
even more juicy and scandalous then they already were.
In Samuel's younger days he has sold a few stories to tabloid
magazines. He was always careful to remain anonymous so that he
would not get in trouble with any of his customers for betraying
a confidence.
Bless Samuel's heart, most of his conversations these days are
about his health. His eyes are failing, he is very hard of
hearing and both of his knees are bad. Just last week he had a
very bad day at his Doctors office when he went in for his
annual physical. When the Nurse asked Samuel if he had ever had
his temperature taken in his ear, Samuel thought she said she
was going to take his temperature in his rear and promptly
dropped his trousers. When the Nurse very loudly repeated
herself again, Samuel realized his mistake and was very
embarrassed.
As if that was not bad enough, the Nurse gave Samuel a small cup
and told him to go into the restroom and pee in it. Samuel was
gone for quite some while and the Nurse became concerned. She
knocked on the bathroom door but Samuel did not hear her. When
the Nurse opened the door, there was Samuel, standing in front
of the sink, with the cup pressed against his eye, looking into
the light. "What on earth are you doing Samuel" the Nurse
incredulously asked? "Just what you told me to do" replied
Samuel. "You told me to go into the bathroom and peep into the
cup, so that is what I was doing". Poor Samuel, getting older is
just no fun. |
